John Mayer is a white supremacist

Read about John Mayer's penis being a white supremacist here.

TMH Movie Award winners

And The Morning Hangover Movie Award winners are:

Action Movie: Taken

Scary Movie: Fourth Kind

Comedy Movie: The Hangover

Break Up Movie: Brothers

Date Movie: The Proposal

Sci-Fi Movie: Avatar

Gay Movie: Bruno

Whipped-bitch Movie of the Year: New Moon

Epic Failure: Observe and Report

TMH Movie of the Year: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Meet our new co-host Krysten Cabell

Krysten Cabell was born and raised on the wonderful planet Earth. With a very nomadic family a hometown life isn’t something she is familiar with, but traveling around most of the world for the past 21 has more than made up for it. She is one of the hottest, die-hard Star Wars fans you will meet. And one of the whitest, rhythmless Bolivians you will come across. Her hobbies include dancing (the classical not exotic kind) and musical theater. When not on a stage she can be found shamelessly watching trashy, dirty reality television while eating a #2 from Mickey D’s with extra pickles, diet coke and three packets of sweet and sour sauce.

Top-10 things to say to your girlfriend/wife when tells you she’s pregnant

Top-10 things to say to your girlfriend/wife when tells you she’s pregnant:

10. What do you mean by pregnant?

 

9. Do I know you?

 

8. What’s the cheapest plane ticket out of town?

 

7. Sweet, I’ve always wanted to be a deadbeat dad.

 

6. What do you mean the condom broke? I only used it twice.

5. I know of a great clinic.

 

4. Great! I’ve always wanted to punch you in the stomach.

 3. Piss off.  

2. Let’s donate it to Stem-cell research.

 

1. Got a coat hanger?

The Morning Hangover Movie Award nominations

The Morning Hangover has announced its Movie Award nominations for 2009. Screw what the Academy Awards tell you are the best movies of 2009, they're paid off anyway. We'll give you the best movies and what should really win!

Tune in to Monday's, Feb. 8, show, where we'll announce the winners at 10 a.m. Be sure to tune in!

Action Movie

- Taken

- X-men Origins: Wolverine

- Law-Abiding Citizen

Scary Movie

- Fourth Kind

- Paranormal Activity

- Orphan

Comedy Movie

- Zombieland

- The Hangover

- I Love You, Man

Break Up Movie

- Obsessed

- I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

- Brothers

Date Movie

- Couples Retreat

- The Proposal

- Blind Side

Sci-Fi Movie

- Terminator

- Star Trek

- Avatar

- Gamer

Gay Movie

- Michael Jackson: THIS IS IT

- Jonas Brothers: 3D Concert Experience

- Bruno

Whipped-bitch Movie of the Year

- New Moon

Epic Failure

- Year One

- Final Destination

- Observe and Report

- Crank: High Voltage

- Adventureland

- Funny People

TMH Movie of the Year

- The Hangover

- Avatar

- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

- Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

- Blind Side

Why Girls Are Evil

This equation explains everything!!!

A Morning Hangover Public Service Announcement

Hello Morning Hangover fans,


How about that ride in?

This is Matt with The Morning Hangover radio show. I’m here to bring you a very important Public Service Announcement.

Each day millions of people are overworked and underpaid. They must work long grueling hours, sometimes running on no more than five hours of sleep.

But nobody is overworked more than spokespersons for major corporations.

The Geicko Gecko. Flo, the Progressive Auto girl. And the bags for Southwest Airlines. These are just a few who are overworked and underpaid.

This is becoming an epidemic. And if we don’t do something fast, these people and things we’ve come to love, will soon be extinct.

Records obtained by The Morning Hangover show that the Geicko Gecko worked up to 20 hour days in 2009, working no less than a 13 hours in a given day. At night he was forced to sleep in a cage with a heat lamp and under a rock with holes and no pillow or blanket, and water that had been standing over a week.

Flo, the Progressive Auto girl, came in a close second behind the Geicko Gecko. Records show she worked up to 18 hours a day and had no less than a 12 hour day. At 4 a.m. each morning she would be forced awake in her 7x7 cell and endure six grueling hours of make-up and hairstyling to turn her into someone she isn’t.

Records also show that Flo was injected with unknown quantities of speed to give her her perky personality.
And all the while the make-up, hairstyling and drugs made her smoking hot, the long-lasting effects could be deadly. And we all know there’s no coming back from death.

And let’s not forget about the poor, mistreated bags used by the evil Southwest Airlines Corporation to promote “bags fly free.” Although, yes, bags may fly free, the treatment the bags receive is brutal and unfair. They are left in the bottom of airplanes where it is cold, cramped, noisy, and they are stacked on top of each other in awkward positions that can have major effects on their health when they become older.

Let’s do our part Morning Hangover fans. Let these greedy corporations know that we will no longer stand for this. When you see this abuse, turn off their ads, don’t buy their products, and let your local congressman know that you will not stand for this anymore!

Together we can make a difference.

This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by The Morning Hangover.